A letter from Dr. Dre to his girlfriend circa 1995

WTF

http://283salem.blogpot.com/

its baaaaaaaaaack!

…no sandy pussies.

let LJ show you what you've been missing

They're Heeeeeeeere!!

party?

.....the perfect humanitarian?

Check out Duane Hanson on the SAAtchi website. vs. Lars von Trier in his Film "5 obstructions."
Both Hanson and von Trier have created a distance between the things they are describing. This distance has literally calcified in time with Hanson, preserving moments in life where we can pause and observe our favorite observation, other humans. Reaping all the benefits, Hanson became a fabulous director providing us with the ultimate voyeurism!

Lars von Trier....an alien. He is a being who studies humans, and our behavioral patterns. A being who has shed light on world that was once foreign to me. von Trier does not deal with time in the same sense at Hanson, but by placing obstructions and attempting to further explore a film entitled " The Perfect Human", von Trier became the sculptor of perfect human moments.

I always assumed the perfect humanitarians would be arists...

...but they still aren't afraid

No Fear

No Fear
Type Private
Industry Apparel/Retail
Genre Clothing, lifestyle
Founded 1989
Founder(s) Mark and Brian Simo
Headquarters Carlsbad, California
Products Action Sports Apparel
Employees 450
Divisions No Fear MX
Website NoFear.com
"No Fear" is also the name of songs by The Rasmus, Agnostic Front etc., see No Fear (song)
This article is about a brand of clothing. For the legislative United States act, see No-FEAR Act.
No Fear is a lifestyle clothing brand that was created in 1989 by Mark Simo, Brian Simo, and Marty Moates. No Fear Inc. products are sold at various retail stores and company owned stores. It also offers No Fear energy drinks under the same brand, in a joint venture with Pepsi. The company currently employs about 450 people. On February 25, 2011 the THE ASSOCIATED PRESS reported No Fear, Inc. has filled for bankruptcy.

Straciatella

Wolf: OMG. Can I tell you about the galatic alien sex dream I had this afternoon?

Treymor: Fuck ya!

Wolf: I was effing this alien and her vagina opened up like a blossoming spring flower, and fluttered like a thousand tiny bumble bees wings and cast a nice breeze on my dick. and it glowed like no earthly color that I could describe to you. Kinda bluish yellow. and she used her tail to put herself in all these crazy, otherworldly positions.

Treymor: whoooaaaa!

Wolf: And she had sweet tits

Steven: I think I might get some gelato tomorrow.

i forget what i tried to remember, i remember all i tried to forget...

what a bitch...

Björk Unveils Live Residency

Published on Thursday

The innovative Icelandic icon unveils her new music and multimedia residency at Manchester International Festival

* Text by Dazed Digital

This summer, Björk introduces Biophilia, an extraordinary immersive project and her most ambitious work to date. The multi-media endeavour encompasses her music, installations and live shows, and celebrating the use of modern technology by utilising the internet. The project aims to explore ideas like how sound works, the infinite expanse of the universe, from planetary systems to atomic structures.

The world premiere of Björk's Biophilia live show will be held at Manchester International Festival for a three-week residency - across six intimate shows in the Campfield Market Hall for audiences of 1800, as her first UK dates in over three years. For these six special shows, Björk will be performing new tracks from the forthcoming Biophilia studio album as well as with a small group of unique musical collaborators. The show will feature a range of specially conceived and crafted instruments, among them a bespoke digitally-controlled pipe organ; a 30 foot pendulum that harnesses the earth’s gravitational pull to create musical patterns - creating a unique bridge between the ancient and the modern; a bespoke gamelan-celeste hybrid; and a one-off extraordinary pin barrel harp.

In a special collaboration with MIF, the Biophilia live show will travel to major cities around the world following the Manchester premiere. MIF will also be working with young people in Manchester to explore the musicological, scientific and technological ideas behind the project. In a series of educational workshops schoolchildren will be given the unique opportunity to experience the world of Biophilia first hand, and to immerse themselves in the endlessly rich and inspiring place where cutting edge technology, music and nature meet.

Björk Biophilia, Campfield Market Hall, Campfield Avenue Arcade, Manchester, M3 4FH; June - July 2011

http://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/10006/1/bj%C3%B6rk-unveils-live-residency

Salem House Welcomes Wolfy Home!!

Alexa Meade

http://www.alexameade.com/

Modernity

I found myself
upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley
that collects the thunderings of endless cries.

So dark and deep and nebulous it was,
try as I might to force my sight below,
I could not see the shape of anything.

"Let us descend into this sightless world,"
began the poet (his face was deathly pale):
"I will go first, and you will follow me."

-- Dante

Fuck you David Bowie......

You've placed yourself in the cultural landscape in the same way Mount. Everest has within our geographical landscape. You're a mountain of awesomeness. And, now I finally realize that no matter how hard I try, I'll never even come close to reaching your peak. Whenever I even get close, you send a violent storm of utter radness my way, forcing me to turn around and quiver in shame for even trying to be cool. Fuck you David Bowie. Fuck you!

kayne can suck suze dick

the suzan

My ideal dream date would be to eat weird colored food, followed by some sweet extra sugar glazed cakes, takes pictures of all of it and learn Japanese from the coolest Suzans around.

For short form I like to simply call them (Suze!)