Thursday, January 27, 2011

Fuck you David Bowie......

You've placed yourself in the cultural landscape in the same way Mount. Everest has within our geographical landscape. You're a mountain of awesomeness. And, now I finally realize that no matter how hard I try, I'll never even come close to reaching your peak. Whenever I even get close, you send a violent storm of utter radness my way, forcing me to turn around and quiver in shame for even trying to be cool. Fuck you David Bowie. Fuck you!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

kayne can suck suze dick

the suzan

My ideal dream date would be to eat weird colored food, followed by some sweet extra sugar glazed cakes, takes pictures of all of it and learn Japanese from the coolest Suzans around.

For short form I like to simply call them (Suze!)