Sunday, December 27, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

If you can’t fix it, don’t break it!

Severn Cullis Suzuki - 1992 UN Earth Summit in brazil

Friday, December 25, 2009

Um, I'm pretty sure that's attempted murder…not aggravated assault!

Arrest made after women pushed on subway platform

25/12/2009 12:43:47 PM

ctvtoronto.ca
Two women standing on a Toronto subway platform on Christmas Eve narrowly escaped death after a complete stranger pushed them towards the tracks.

The women managed to keep their footing and stay safely on the platform.

Toronto police say they have a suspect in custody.

The incident happened just after 6 p.m. Thursday at St. Andrew's Station, located at the corner of King Street West and University Avenue.

Police say a male suspect approached a 22-year-old woman who was standing on the platform waiting for the northbound train. The woman was pushed just as the train was pulling into the station. Luckily, she managed to escape and call TTC staff for help.

While she made the call, the suspect ran over to the southbound platform where a second woman was pushed. Police say they haven't identified the second woman.

The suspect was then seen boarding the southbound train.

However, he was arrested a short time later by TTC Special Constables.

Sean Duck, a 29-year-old resident of Toronto, has been charged with one count of aggravated assault.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

From 283 Salem! hahaha “happy christmas” is funny.

SMILE

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Move over Jim Morrison, there's a new great American poet, and she was the mom on Step by Step.

Lucia y Luis

Merry Christmas from Salem House

And in honor of the holiday season, I present my favorite festive film. Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

17. Sui / Following

I received this from a little white bunny rabbit this last summer. That was a really weird rabbit. I miss him. His name was Roger.

http://deoxy.org/iching/17

2

above  TUI
THE JOYOUS, LAKE


4



below  CHêN

THE AROUSING, THUNDER

Ok so its like – broken, solid, solid, broken, broken, solid

Thunder below, the marsh above. Thunder rests in the marsh. In the evening the superior man goes home to rest.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Water tends to move earthward, away from the heavens above. In a situation where there is strife the man knows how important first steps are. Even though he is sincere he will meet with opposition.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

GET STONED. PRESS PLAY.

FILM: The Merry Frolics of Satan - Georges Méliès (1906)

MUSIC: Black Wave-Bad Vibrations – Arcade Fire

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Sand Ship

dreamsandship

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Happy Happy and…Happy

Canada’s Worst Driver. Runner Up.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

283 Salem Endorses...

http://sumxwhy.blogspot.com/

We at Salem Blog would like to officially announce our endorsement of sumXwhy. They are the coolest chicks in Canada, and the blog will blow you away! It has already given me goosebumps and there is nothing on it yet! Rumor has it the first post will involve turtles fucking. Talk about sexy!!!!!!!!!!!

DIG IT OR DIE!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

do that



The Last Unicorn

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Imitator?

 

Film: Unknown 1906                                                                 Dancer: Loie Fuller (possibly an imitator)                                        Song: Watching The Planets                                                        The Flaming Lips featuring Karen O                                             Embryonic 2009

This Holiday Season, Serve Your Family an Endangered Species!!


http://petsorfood.com/

Dig This!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Copy Sluts

just found this editorial in Vice.

PHOTOGRAPHS BY MAGGIE LEE
STYLIST ANNETTE LAMOTHE-RAMOS

1 15

28 50

Monday, December 7, 2009

selection.is.in.everything.

everytime.you.see.something.know.that.its.representation.has.been.
carefully.selected.carefully.thoughtout.carefully.constructed.by.a.
creator.note.the.handywork.of.this.creator.dig.its.work.but.dont.
judge.it.just.dig.it.as.an.observer.take.it.in.experience.it.but.also.
note.the.lens.you.see.it.through.be.conscious.of.your.filter.get.that.
everything.cannot.pass.by.these.eager.hands.tools.of.the.mind.that.
sculpt.everything.into.meanings.into.linear.understandable.equations.its.all.math.everything.fits.into.a.square.get.that.and.dig.it.

from.the.hand.of.the.creator.
to.the.mind.of.the.observer.
to.the.mind.of.the.creator.
to.the.hand.of.the.observer.
 

Friday, December 4, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Merry Fuckin Christmas

Salem Day 2009

YOU WILL BE BLOWN AWAY…

Thursday, November 26, 2009

eNTHUSIASM iS cONTAGIOUS

BASSNECTAR! DIG THIS!

domeeo7

myspace.com/bassnectar

If you don’t like him. You Suck.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Hack Into MY mainframe Crash Override! I dare ya!



My girlfriend is in Shanghai working right now and in every attempt to access our blog (because it is her favorite and she cannot live without it) she is blocked or prevented from seeing it. I was well aware of the Chinese government's strongarm attempts at censoring the internet, especially from all the news coverage that it recieved around the time of the Bejing Olympic Games.  It was in fact my professor ,Ron Diebert and his research students at The Citizen's Lab at U of T, that really uncovered the cyber espionage network based out of China, or "The Great Firewall of China." Sounds like something straight out of a Bond film eh? To spare my fingers the pontential arthretic pain that might associate itself with the amount of typing required to give this subject its due respect, I'll just copy-and-paste a few links to people who actually did the work.


Dangerous terms like Human Rights (gasp!), Tibet (Eeeek!), Tiananmen Square (Uh Oh!), Falun Gong (Geez, now ya did it!) and others, set off alarms to the covert Chinese watch dogs who block any attempts at further discussing or reading about such subjects. Even free speech community sites like Facebook, Twitter and Youtube are blocked and cannot be accessed in China. AND neither can internet porn!  Thats where I just draw the line!  What good is the internet - what purpose does it serve in society- if one can't get off on something that tickles their fancy, like the Disclosure Project, FEMA Camps, 9/11 conspiracies, Codex Alimentarius and 18 year old's getting naked for the first time on camera!   How dare they take that away from us  -  or the Chinese people, but I say us because we are all in this together right?  BUT.....DONT WORRY, because, as in most Communist states, the black market thrives! So now, one can easily acquire illegal software programs for your computer that can hack through these firewalls so you can still access the almighty Book of Faces! (and Kate's Playground) Thank God!  Take THAT you Commie Bastards!

Anyways, apparently our blog, or perhaps any blogs attached to the blogger.com network are NO NO's for Chinese internet surfers, which makes this issue personal for me!  I am exercising my freedom by posting on my blog, but apparently my freedom to do so is a matter of sheer circumstance which until now I took for granted.  But no more, in fact, my new goal for this blog is to help entice the Chinese people to liberate themselves from this Communist firewall and experience the pleasures of freedom.  And I'll start with this little diddy right here:

  Come and get it!
  

For more info, check out The CitizenLab or the OpenNet Initiative

Surf's Up Dudes!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

BE HERE NOW!

FUCK YOU FEAR! We are all afraid....this is beautiful. It part of being a human being! Acknowledge these fears, confront them. Make love to them so fucking hard and then dominate them. Cry on your fears shoulders than slap them in the face and call them a stupid bitch.
We are soul soldiers. Don't let you fear become who you are.
Make fearless choices!


BE HERE NOW.
BE A REAL PERSON.

DO NOT GET MICRO-CHIPPED!



This message has been brought to you by wigwam.

Favourite thing about Toronto so far…

Running into friends on the street.

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For someone who has only lived in this city for less than 2 months i feel so lucky to already have so many radical friends here.

I run into more people in this city on a daily basis than i ever did in Vancouver. But there aren't as many funny hipsters here. I miss them. Stoned Hipsters come up with the funniest shit...

So here's to you Vancouver!

hipster

cheers!

i can be…a WOLF

after being disappointed by quite possibly one of the worst shows i have ever seen, i was surprised to learn that the Flaming Lips still kick ass. The new album is fucking awesome. This record is so good it almost made me forget that last year i sat through a 25 minute James Horner inspired version of Yoshimi.

and this video is perfect.

Monday, November 23, 2009

▲@

speaking of Kate…

my friend reminded me of this genius

Hedi Slimane

www.hedislimane.com

If you don't know Hedi Slimane than you don’t really know as much about fashion/photography as you think you do. Some things about Hedi are,  École du Louvre, Louis Vuitton “LV” monogramme, Dior Homme, Vanity Fair, Rock&Roll, Art, Libération, once was misquoted as saying he only eats baby food.kate-photographed-by-hedi-slimane

Dig This!

prep01

Wolfgang is in this. Watch it. Love it.

April 1 2010. If earth still exists. MUHAHAHA!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Go Forth! -- and buy yourself a new lifestyle!

Fuck! They have finally figured out to market to us! Now none of us 
our safe! Run for the hills, the capitalists are coming to steal all our fun!
I found myself immediately compelled to buy myself a new pair of jeans. 
Even though I didn't, I considered it GODDAMMIT!

Good Job Corporate America!  
You've confronted me head-on with my own consumerist demons!

Treymor Blames







Friday, November 20, 2009

If you want money from me…

don’t start your pitch with “I just got out of jail today…” and it probably shouldn't have the phrase “and i lost all my money at the track…” in it either. 

but i do admire your honesty.

Wolf

angry-hobo

Mark Gormely! Have i got a wife for you!

ahem.


Alicia Grugett.... Voice of an angel.


I awoke this morning, the way i do, 3 cups of coffee staggered in the 30 min i give myself to arrive on time to my work (recently rated 0 stars out of 5 on martiniboys.com!) just making it out the door to miss my bus, catch my cab, enter job, serve eggs, count tips, spend tips on cab home. sit on couch, write this blog. Hi, I'm Ché!


This evening however, spirits lifted, hearts soared, loins ached.


Alicia Grugett.... Spirit, that of a sparrow.


Wigwam found her. You may recognize her from a video entitle 'pacific ocean' and boy does she do a mean pacific ocean. We were in the middle of our nightly routine, a show and tell of sorts. I showed her my scratched up cornea, she showed me videos of celine dion and andrea bocceli performing a duet of which i could not quite make out, cornea and all.


Then without knowing what joy would ensue, we stumbled apon this delight, this small wonder and I would like to share her with you and share with you Mark Gormely, if your out there, you too.


Without further ado...Alicia Grugett




Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Fat Jane Shot Me Down

Your Welcome - wolfgang

Hold Your Arms Open Little Ghost Cop

Dig This!! or Don't??? I guess........


Everyone around the 283 Salem household found this pretty amusing.  "I dig it"  proclaimed Wigwam with glee.  "Why the fuck didn't I think of that?" Wolfgang muttered.  I, Treymor Blames aka Trev Trev aka Meticulous Curl, LOLed with joyous enthusiasm, and even our roommate of African decent Che Aimee  said "Oh, boys will be boys" and sighed with a gutteral chuckle.  None of us seemed to be the least bit offended....even by the black dude, who I find gives the most racist portrayal of them all.  However, I was surprised by all the kerfuffle these guys created.  They managed to score national headlining attention in The Globe and Mail even!  WTF?!   Perhaps, I'm ignorant and insensitive OR perhaps I represent the shifting consciousness of a new generation of postmodern (I just needed to throw that word in here somehow) liberal minded people who know longer see race as being an issue of extreme sensitivity and instead find space for comment and critique - which includes humor (see Dave Chappelle).    HOWEVER, I doubt thats what these bros we're trying to suggest, but you know........
Here's what others are saying: 

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/apology-sought-after-u-of-t-students-cause-uproar-with-blackface-for-halloween/article1358842/

http://torontoist.com/2009/10/nightmare_at_nightmare_on_peter_street.php

http://media.www.thestrand.ca/media/storage/paper404/news/2009/11/10/Editorial/Student.Groups.Face.Off.On.Blackface-3827663.shtml

This guy reminds me of myself.

Man Builds Nest On Building
Man Builds Nest On Building

Wigwam is popping its 283 cherry blogging.

  • Joyous little wigwam was spotted at the Horseshoe Tavern on Tuesday Nov 17th, it was an Art's and Craft's hosted night with bands Still Life Still and The Most Serene Republic. Also playing was a special guest artist represented by Arts and Crafts which I can't remember who it was....and I don't really care....and I missed it cause I was at home on my way to the Tavern....and I'm sure I will see this mysterious band like 8 times in my whole wigwam life.
  • Still Life Still were so still on stage I didn't see anyone move except the keyboardist, and I'm pretty sure the short blond haired guitarist was lying on the ground playing the guitar or he just wasn't on stage lastnight (by the way the Italics button won't release on this computer.....so that's why it looks like this). Still Life Still, I was informed about all the buzz this band was creating, and also respecting and enjoying Arts and Crafts as a label I have to say I was disappointed in the Broken Social Scene wanna-bes. Just because your from Toronto doesn't mean if you sound similar to Broken Social you are going to be as good......develop your own soul signiture.
  • The Most Serene Republic....well well....this band I very much like. I listen to them on my ipod a lot. I think there songs are unique and unpredictable. I like their intricate melodies, clashy yet sophisticated harmonies, and all around musicianship. BUT---lastnight they were off. It sounded like a horrible mess were no one was playing together and it was just a bunch of egos battling eachother to be heard on stage. PLEASE don't speak to the audience just because you think we want to hear you talk while you tune....tune your guitar if you have to! ITs an instrument and it deserves some attention...this way you can play better!! We understand!!! Just don't talk to us!
  • Wigwam left very uninspired...bored...and thinks that Toronto bands that try to look and sound the same are becoming the boring shit ever........! I hope that next time I go see a Toronto band they can make me sweat as much as DDMMYY did when they opened for Dan Deacon at the Great Hall on November 4th. -----This show blew my whole wigwam LOAD...(of trees and branches).


Just to keep all the 2 blog readers inspired I have posted a 4th DENSITY DANCE a merging of the latest advances in digital art projection technology with the internal principles of dance
Andrew and Ana are beautiful galactic couple, collaborating their cosmic talents they have developed a new type of interactive expression. It's SUPER AWESOME...and SUPER E.T. It coined the termed 4D dance, from the fusion of live painting, live dancing, live music and pre-programmed media to form a multilayered experience. Dig the dancer Ana Phaedra who moves in real time sequenced to the media work of Andrew Jones to create a new spatial depth. 4D dancing!
DIG PHA-DROID!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbBHaRJ4wfI.


WIGWAM GETS WHAT WIGWAM WANTS!

xoxo wolfgang.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Wolfgang's first post

Hello blog peasants, the moment you have so eagerly been waiting for has arrived! This is my first official blog post.



I have a gift for you all,

its a picture of me.

Congratulations and look forward to my posts!

W

Friday, October 30, 2009

Final Decisions for Halloween 2010 Costumes from the Salem House


Jaca:   A Mayan Zombie
Wolf:  An Adult Baby Zombie
Trev Trev:  Freddy Dali Zombie  ( The living dead love child of Freddy Mercury & Salvador Dali)
Che: A Maya Angelou Zombie