Thursday, January 27, 2011

Fuck you David Bowie......

You've placed yourself in the cultural landscape in the same way Mount. Everest has within our geographical landscape. You're a mountain of awesomeness. And, now I finally realize that no matter how hard I try, I'll never even come close to reaching your peak. Whenever I even get close, you send a violent storm of utter radness my way, forcing me to turn around and quiver in shame for even trying to be cool. Fuck you David Bowie. Fuck you!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

kayne can suck suze dick

the suzan

My ideal dream date would be to eat weird colored food, followed by some sweet extra sugar glazed cakes, takes pictures of all of it and learn Japanese from the coolest Suzans around.

For short form I like to simply call them (Suze!)





Friday, December 24, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

Thursday, December 9, 2010

red red wine you make me feel so fine

You keep me rocking all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so grand
I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand
Red red wine you make me feel so sad
Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad