not your grandmothers Terradactyl

Terradactyl

A sexual position in which a woman is secured to a ceiling fan and commences to suck on the schlong of a specific, lucky gentleman. The fan can be set on low, medium, or high depending on the desired intensity and skill level of the woman.

ME: bitch lets go jurrasic park style and terradactyl.
Bitch: Ok playa strap me up

Source: UrbanDictionary.com

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=terradactyl

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We at Salem Blog do not endorse calling women bitches. Unless of course they like to be called bitches or they are being a bitch at the time. Bitches are actually female dogs not female humans.

Also for legal reasons we do not endorse the Terradactyl. If you are planning to attempt this style please please please make sure your fan is very secured to the ceiling. Also we would recommend padding the floor just in case. Just throw some pillows on the ground…it only takes a second.

We also think the word “schlong” is lame.